12 hours ago with 15,544 notes

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

2 days ago with 132,646 notes
beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

2 days ago with 6,150 notes

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2 days ago with 292 notes
Me omg

Me omg

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2 days ago with 200,603 notes

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

3 days ago with 2,425 notes
eatsleepdraw:

It always amused me when my mum would get distracted for a while by one of our Disney films. It’s when I realised cartoons weren’t just for kids! RIP Robin Williams.

eatsleepdraw:


It always amused me when my mum would get distracted for a while by one of our Disney films. It’s when I realised cartoons weren’t just for kids! RIP Robin Williams.

3 days ago with 327,603 notes
gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

(Source: suzziepsyche)

3 days ago with 134,940 notes

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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4 days ago with 28,404 notes

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

4 days ago with 56,665 notes
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